Not the wax you’ve been looking for?
So you’ve ‘Plucked’ up the courage; you read about it in glossy mag; you’ve chatted with your girlfriends; and your partner is eagerly awaiting your new look. But you leave the salon with the hair you wanted off still in your pants. Fuming. I strongly feel that if a therapist has an issue with nudity they should not be advertising and taking bookings for Intimate waxing such as a Hollywood. It’s a knickers off job. End of. In fact I’d prefer it if everyone just got their knickers off then they aren’t in the way and I can get a nice line on a basic bikini. But I accept not everyone is as blase about nudity and if you want to preserve your modesty you’re fully entitled to. However if it’s your therapist that is modest, here is a handy guide to bikini waxing giving you the details of what’s included in each.
Hoorah for Hollywood!
When you have a Hollywood Wax ALL pubic hair should be removed from front to back, inside out. So that’s your butt crack, I do this with my client on all fours. It’s quick, requires no assistance from the client and gives easy access to the area to be waxed. It’s not embarrassing (OK maybe the first time) and over with quickly. I also include the butt cheeks in a Hollywood or any wax where we wax the butt crack. Whether the entire butt is covered in hair or it’s patchy, it’s coming off and I’m not mentioning it or charging extra. After all who wants to be told they have a hairy arse! This won’t be included in all Hollywood’s so read the menu of your therapist.
The hair from the front is also removed and most importantly from underneath. There are plenty of Salons out there that will just take the hair outta your pubic mound and kick you out the door with your ‘Hollywood’. Almost like being booted off the plane over the Atlantic! How disappointing. The hair should be removed from the inner and outer labia. Inner labia don’t grow hair it just grows inwards from the outer labia. It’s this hair that women tell me has been left by their therapists in the past.
You’ve now landed in Brazil!
It’s exactly the same as a Hollywood only with a landing strip. A neat little stripe is fashioned on your pubic mound once ALL hair has been removed from underneath to back and the labia.
La Femme Wax
Porn Star in the back, Hippy in the front! La Femme Wax
La Femme Wax, We’re fickle beings aren’t we? The minute Cameron Diaz wages war on wax we all want our bush back! But we’re also addicted to the benefits of waxing, the smoothness , the freshness, the extra sensitivity! The answer is the La Femme wax. One newspaper described Hippy in the front, Pornstar in the back – I like this! All hair is removed from the butt crack, cheeks, inner and outer labia. While on the front a gentle tidy up of the sides leaving you with all the fresh feeling of a wax and the feminine bush that Ms Diaz favours.
The hair should be removed from the butt crack, and a good tidy up on the front. Think Thong Song!
Ya can keep ya knickers on with this!
Crease of leg. That’s it. Demure and ladylike.
It’s just another inch on the basic bikini, the crease of leg and a tad more, no bums in the air, no nudity-perfect for a day beside the seaside in a nice M&S one piece!
In the know
If you’re a bit awkward about these things ask in advance what is included in your waxing treatment. The last thing you want is to be on the bed with your arse in the air thinking ‘What in God’s name is happening’? Or on the other end of the spectrum asking the therapist to wax your butt and having her flatly refuse. This happened to one of my lovely clients before coming to me.
Happy waxing Girls!
Hirsutism is excessive hair growth in women. Facial hair in women can leave you embarrassed and miserable. Sometimes hair is soft and downy but there is lots of it or hair can be thick, dark and course. It can be a problem on the chest, lower back & buttocks as well as the face. It’s common after menopause however it can also be a problem in younger women. This is due to an increase in production of androgens or an increased sensitivity to androgens (male sex hormones). Causes can be polycystic ovaries, medication or weight gain. This is an embarrassing problem for women and while there is no cure it can be managed in a number of ways.
Your GP should be the first port of call, rather than Google. I’ve diagnosed myself with some terrible incurable diseases over the years. Only to be told something quite simple by the GP after weeks of worrying. I’m offering no answers on the medical front as I’m not qualified to do so. However I can offer some advice on removing the hair, if joining the circus is not an option. As I have my own wispy blonde beard to deal with I feel entitled to poke fun. Sorry if this offends anyone but you gotta laugh haven’t ya!
It’s a myth that shaving makes you hairier or makes hair thicker. It’s true however that shaved hair looks and feels thicker and courser as it grows back. We all know what stubble feels like and its because the hair has been cut sharp with a blade. A no no for hair removal especially on a woman’s face.
Hair removal cream
You cover the problem area with the cream and it breaks down the hair. After 5 or ten minutes you scrape and rinse the area. It’s got quite an unpleasant odour. I would advise doing a small patch test somewhere inconspicuous before loading on a Santa Claus beard full of the stuff, as it can cause reactions in some people. It’s a bit better than shaving however as the regrowth is a little softer. As with shaving you’ll have visible regrowth in a day or two.
Very popular in the Eighties. Hair cells are destroyed with electrical current. This is a more permanent solution but should be done by a professional as side effects can include scarring of the skin. It will take a number of treatments before all hair is removed due to the follicles of hair being at being at different stages of growth.
Laser Hair reduction
A laser is used to heat the hair follicle only to damage it to the extent that it no longer produces hair. However after a number of years it can restart. It does NOT work on BLONDE or RED hair! It gives best results on people with light skin and dark hair. It’s essential you do your homework and find someone well trained in aesthetics as well as being insured. Look up the reviews online. Any treatment like this must be done by a professional. The most common side effects are acne and skin discoloration. It can be painful but a numbing cream is useful. Laser hair reduction is a fantastic treatment when done by a professional for the right candidate.
I love threading for eyebrows however I feel it’s a bit grueling for facial hair as it’s not over in a jiffy. A friend of mine went and had her chin and lip threaded. She said her eyes watered and she squealed like a piglet the whole way through. I don’t offer full facial threading because I prefer waxing for this area and hair. However it’s better than shaving or cream removal as hair is taken from the root.
What can I say it’s my first love! It’s the way I remove my own lush blonde tache and wispy whiskers. I use Hard wax instead of strip wax (you can read up on this on my website). Basically I use a gentler kinder wax to minimise redness and reactions to the skin whilst removing tough whiskers from the root. It lasts much longer than shaving, grows back softer and less noticeably. It takes about 15 minutes to do lip and chin and removes lots of hair at once meaning any discomfort is quick. A cooling gel is applied to skin after waxing to reduce discomfort and redness.